Saying “The Grinch, Frosty &Rudolph still really hold up..." is just a nice way of saying we haven't made a Xmas special worth a shit in 40 years! Get it together people!
Friday, December 20, 2013
Thursday, December 19, 2013
Wednesday, December 18, 2013
Check out Cat Power’s take on “Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas" but believe me, it will do nothing for your seasonal depression disorder.
Does this mean a Cat Power Christmas album is in the works, cause I kind of want to hear a haunting take on "Frosty The Snowman".
Thursday, December 12, 2013
Monday, November 25, 2013
…The 25 Year Old Woman Dating Charlie Manson!
Yes, Charlie Manson is dating a 25 year-old woman and…YOU DON’T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!!
This is actually a very sweet story, I heard he had her at “the man is a spider inside the mind of the devil, and I live in the underground, just a messenger from the depths of what you are already too scared to believe!” (He rambles, and is insane.)
By the way, I’m outta the game for a while now but how rough IS it out there that a 25 year old woman moves across country to date an 80 year old guy, who ALSO HAPPENS TO BE CHARLIE MANSON! Jeezus!
Friday, November 22, 2013
Friday, November 15, 2013
Hey! You with the glasses and the lab coat standing in front of a microscope- yes, you. Thank you for working so diligently to find a fossil of two ancientbugs “doing it”. Seriously, very good use of your time in a world ravaged by disease and in need of a scientific breakthrough that would outshine your last one, the “Slap Chop!”.
So two bugs were fucking when all of a sudden a volcano erupted and rained lava on them. They heard the volcano erupt, they CHOSE to continue to fuck. Good for them, leave them alone, pervs!
Thursday, November 14, 2013
Jag-off terrorists apologizefor cutting off the wrong guy’s head and ask for “forgiveness and understanding”. I don’t know, apologies or not, this is a pretty big screw up, heads are gonna roll!
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Wednesday, November 13, 2013
Monday, November 11, 2013
The earth stopped on its axis the other day when it noticed a 65 year old Jewish man riding the subway, sitting straight up while an African American man next to him rested his head on his shoulder and slept peacefully. The photo went viral appearing on countless people’s Facebook feeds and a number of websites and was cited as an example of one man’s empathy for another…
OR…an uptight white dude is scared shitless to move after a black guy falls asleep on his shoulder!
This has been What Sucks Presents “OR…”
Friday, November 08, 2013
Arrested again? At this point if you lined up all his mug-shots in a row and looked at them, real fast, it would be like a new video!
Spending time in a BrazilianBrothel? No judging here just as long as he knows Bieber Fever does NOT present as itchy red spots around your privates. Go to the doctor, Biebs!
...The Today Show
Matt Lauer & Al Roker to get prostate exams on the Today Show? I thought Al Roker getting a prostate exam WAS Matt Lauer getting a prostate exam!
Runs the New York marathon in 5 hours 53 minutes and 17 seconds, finishing 22 seconds behind the front of her boobs!