Saying “The Grinch, Frosty &Rudolph still really hold
up..." is just a nice way of saying we haven't made a Xmas special worth a
shit in 40 years! Get it together people!
Friday, December 20, 2013
Thursday, December 19, 2013
What Sucks…The Guy From Duck Dynasty
This dude should have the opportunity to publicly apologize
and we should get the opportunity to read that apology in subtitles underneath
him, after he says it!
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Wednesday, December 18, 2013
What Sucks…Cat Power’s “We Wish You A Merry Christmas”
Check out Cat Power’s take on “Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas" but believe me, it will do nothing for your seasonal depression disorder.
Does this mean a Cat Power Christmas album is in the works, cause I kind of want to hear a haunting take on "Frosty The Snowman".
Thursday, December 12, 2013
Monday, November 25, 2013
What Sucks Salutes…Women With Bad Taste In Men
…The 25 Year Old Woman Dating Charlie Manson!
Yes, Charlie Manson is dating a 25 year-old woman and…YOU
DON’T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!!
This is actually a very sweet story, I heard he had her at
“the man is a spider inside the mind of the devil, and I live in the
underground, just a messenger from the depths of what you are already too
scared to believe!” (He rambles, and is insane.)
By the way, I’m outta the game for a while now but how
rough IS it out there that a 25 year old woman moves across country to date an
80 year old guy, who ALSO HAPPENS TO BE CHARLIE MANSON! Jeezus!
Friday, November 22, 2013
Friday, November 15, 2013
What Sucks…Scientists: Perv Watch Vol.36
Hey!
You with the glasses and the lab coat standing in front of a microscope- yes,
you. Thank you for working so diligently to find a fossil of two ancientbugs “doing it”. Seriously, very good use
of your time in a world ravaged by disease and in need of a scientific
breakthrough that would outshine your last one, the “Slap Chop!”.
So
two bugs were fucking when all of a sudden a volcano erupted and rained lava on
them. They heard the volcano erupt, they
CHOSE to continue to fuck. Good for
them, leave them alone, pervs!
Thursday, November 14, 2013
What Sucks…These Jag-Off Terrorists
Jag-off terrorists apologizefor cutting off the wrong guy’s head and ask for “forgiveness and understanding”. I don’t know, apologies or not, this is a pretty big screw up, heads are gonna roll!
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Wednesday, November 13, 2013
What Sucks…R. Kelly and Justin Bieber
These two today announced plans to work together. I’m actually excited to see what these guys
can do…to buckets!
Monday, November 11, 2013
What Sucks Presents: “OR…”
The earth stopped on its axis the other day when it noticed
a 65 year old Jewish man riding the subway, sitting straight up while an African
American man next to him rested his head on his shoulder and slept peacefully. The
photo went viral appearing on countless people’s Facebook feeds and a number of websites and was cited as an
example of one man’s empathy for another…
OR…an uptight
white dude is scared shitless to move after a black guy falls asleep on his
shoulder!
This has been What Sucks Presents “OR…”
Friday, November 08, 2013
What Sucks…Quick Hits: DMX, Bieber, The Today Show,
Arrested again? At
this point if you lined up all his mug-shots in a row and looked at them, real
fast, it would be like a new video!
Spending time in a BrazilianBrothel? No judging here just as long as
he knows Bieber Fever does NOT present as itchy red spots around your
privates. Go to the doctor, Biebs!
...The Today Show
Matt Lauer & Al
Roker to get prostate exams on the Today Show? I thought Al Roker getting a prostate exam WAS Matt Lauer getting
a prostate exam!
…Pam Anderson
Runs the New York marathon in 5 hours 53 minutes and 17
seconds, finishing 22 seconds behind the front of her boobs!
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