Monday, May 11, 2015

What Sucks...@HolesComedy- My New Monthly Stand Up Show!

To the 14 people who still may check this site out over the course of a year- I'm doing a new show on the Upper West Side these days, where you can check me out live as well as some of the best Stand Up comics in New York City.

Next show is May 18th- next Monday at 9PM.

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Monday, April 06, 2015

What Sucks…Taking Selfies In Front of Building Explosions

What’s worse?  Taking selfies in front of the recent NYC building collapse or…

 …taking a selfie in front of a recent NYC building collapse using a “selfie stick”?  Probably the “selfie stick”, right?  Or is it the one without the “selfie stick”?  I can’t decide.  Oh wait, how’s this- they’re BOTH terrible.

Ah yes, I feel much better. 

Let’s be grateful young people were too busy worrying about avoiding disease- or that taking a selfie was much more complicated back in the day, or we’d have definitely seen some of this shit in the past…

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Wednesday, April 01, 2015

What Sucks…Indiana!

Despite the backlash to Indiana’s “Religious Freedom Restoration Act” I am afraid to report that the Genie is in fact out of the bottle and that if you are gay and want to have Memories Pizza in Walkerton, Indiana- link here, whoops, I mean Memories Pizza in Walkerton, Indiana- linkhere, cater your wedding, you are in fact shit out of luck.

Once again, to repeat- and if you’re gay or close to someone who is gay you might want to sit down for this: I know you crave, “pizza-place, slice-pizza” and, I don’t know, “garlic knots”, “meatball subs” and maybe something like “baked ziti” for your wedding, because G-d knows the vast majority of you are NOT incredible event planners, well, it gives me great pain to say, you simply will NOT be able to order from this place, your wedding. 

I mean, what the hell are we fighting for then?  Tweet @GovPenceIN and tell him you want gay people to be able to order shitty pizza for their wedding- this will not stand! 

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Tuesday, March 31, 2015

What Sucks...Instagram!

Hey Instragram, because you're all about the "square" formatting, I can't show any of my followers (all 178 of them- follow WhatSucksBlog on Instagram here!) the full glory of this El Camino I saw this morning in Union City, NJ.

Here it is in all its glory, below:

Hey Instagram, get on this shit! 

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Monday, March 30, 2015

What Sucks...Duane Reade Sushi!

Lookit, I get that the city has long been under siege from Duane Reades.  Soon the older Duane Reades will be closing down, to be replaced by the "new" Duane Reades and we'll all have to hear about it on Vanishing New York, but does that mean that we have to raise the white flag and start buying out spicy tuna rolls there?  

This is America, damn it, I don't want my sushi from the same place I can get my tooth paste, Gatorade and Lipitor!    

Wednesday, March 25, 2015

What Sucks…Spiders Eating Snakes!

Get ready for something you will never be able to un-see!  Now, Australia is known for a lot of things- the Outback, Kangaroos, shrimp on the Barbie, OTHER things in that old commercial starring Paul Hogan, but what they don’t tell you about are the spiders as big as a grown man’s fist! 
Take a look at what is called a “golden orb-weaving spider”, as it eats a 20 inch snake!  Yeah, this was taken down under, where, coincidentally, I am now feeling very sick (down under, stay with me people.)  Who do you root for here?  The horrendous creepy-crawly thing or the spider?!
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Tuesday, March 24, 2015

What Sucks...Solitaire!

It's amazing how many people play solitaire when you consider how boring it is & that the only reason people play it in the first place is that they're bored! Wake up sheepeople!  You're doubling your boredom!   
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