Thursday, July 03, 2014

What Sucks Salutes Women With Bad Taste In Men: Leidy Figueroa!

Pretty soon, Leidy Figueroa will marry Joran Van der Sloot, if you want to get them a gift they are registered at Crate and Barrel, and Batesville Casket company!  I hear the vows are, “to have and to hold till she does an extensive google search!”  I can’t believe they’re getting married- I thought this would be more of a May- December thing, you know, with him killing her in December!

Monday, June 16, 2014

What Sucks Presents…Doctor or Not A Doctor!

With Measles making a comeback like and set to go on tour with mumps when school starts up again this fall, WhatSucksBlog thought it might be time to play a round of it's brand new game show, Doctor...or NOT a doctor.  See how well you do! Winner doesn't get a disease basically wiped out a few short years ago! 

Answer: A doctor!

Answer: NOT a doctor!

Answer: A doctor!

Answer: NOT a doctor!

Answer: NOT a doctor, this is Jenny McCarthy dressed as a big strawberry!

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Wednesday, June 11, 2014

What Sucks…Eric Cantor: So Long, Douchebag Edition

Eric Cantor, (more like Eric CANTor- you all can use that!) one of the country’s leading douches, and the very douche to tweet the above thanking BOSSES for their contribution on Labor Day, was voted out of office this week, for ironically, at least on the surface, failing to be a big enough douche.  I say this because he was defeated by someone named Dave Brat, who apparently out-flanked Cantor on the right.  I guess Cantor’s “fuck immigriants” stance could in fact by trumped by Brat’s “no, seriously, REALLY fuck immigrants.” 

Brat for what it’s worth is a college economics professor, with a deep love for all things Ayn Rand.  I’ll give him a tiny bit of latitude on the Rand thing- normally a harbinger of assholishness for any adult- because, let’s be honest, it’s not until after you leave college that you realize Ayn Rand is garbage. 

Any way you slice it, Eric Cantor was defeated.  Is it a teachable moment?  Sure.  The lesson? Don’t be such a douche, OR be as big a douche as you possibly can, because some other douche is always waiting in the wings to out-douche you.

Friday, May 09, 2014

What Sucks...Stamps in Finland!

Let’s face it, in the US, snail mail is dying a slow death.  The concept of writing a letter, putting a stamp on it and mailing it is a lost art and is being replaced by email, texting, IMing and any number of different ways we can communicate.  But can your texting do this?!

Finland is introducing a new series of stamps, that well, we’ll just say, if you need to lick them, just be careful.