Wednesday, March 25, 2015

What Sucks…Spiders Eating Snakes!

Get ready for something you will never be able to un-see!  Now, Australia is known for a lot of things- the Outback, Kangaroos, shrimp on the Barbie, OTHER things in that old commercial starring Paul Hogan, but what they don’t tell you about are the spiders as big as a grown man’s fist! 
Take a look at what is called a “golden orb-weaving spider”, as it eats a 20 inch snake!  Yeah, this was taken down under, where, coincidentally, I am now feeling very sick (down under, stay with me people.)  Who do you root for here?  The horrendous creepy-crawly thing or the spider?!
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Tuesday, March 24, 2015

What Sucks...Solitaire!

It's amazing how many people play solitaire when you consider how boring it is & that the only reason people play it in the first place is that they're bored! Wake up sheepeople!  You're doubling your boredom!   
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Monday, March 23, 2015

Friday, March 20, 2015

What Sucks...Snow, The First Day Of Spring

I don’t want to say this has been a long winter, but then they checked on Punxsutawney Phil on Groundhog’s Day, it took him a minute to see if he saw his shadow, because he was busy reading Chekhov!  Holy shit has this winter sucked and now, on the first day of Spring what happens?  Snow. 

This is some bullshit. 
And hey Google, look out your window! F’ You!

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Thursday, March 19, 2015

What Sucks...The Cowboys, Greg Hardy

What's this guy trying to say, sorry it's not clear enough.  Kidding- normally, I am the arbiter of suck, but today, this dude takes the spotlight
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Monday, July 07, 2014

What Sucks…The TSA’s Instagram!

 If you get a second and want to be disturbed to the point where you can’t sleep, head on over to the TSA’s Instagram feed- and relax, because it’s not pictures of you being patted down or going through a body scanner- yet.

But don’t relax because it is a bunch of pictures of the many weapons homemade and purchased, that people have been stopped with while they were getting on a plane. 

You got homemade grenades, guns, Chinese throwing stars and even a spear gun- and this is just the stuff they’ve caught! 

A goddamned mace! 
Don’t worry though, the airlines say they’re cracking down and have assured us anyone bringing a Spear Gun on a plane will be charged a $25 dollar carry-on fee.  

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Thursday, July 03, 2014

What Sucks Salutes Women With Bad Taste In Men: Leidy Figueroa!

Pretty soon, Leidy Figueroa will marry Joran Van der Sloot, if you want to get them a gift they are registered at Crate and Barrel, and Batesville Casket company!  I hear the vows are, “to have and to hold till she does an extensive google search!”  I can’t believe they’re getting married- I thought this would be more of a May- December thing, you know, with him killing her in December!