Tuesday, June 27, 2017

What Sucks...Spiderman Homecoming! Perv Watch: Vol. 38

Hey, people in charge of the new Spiderman movie, we get it, you want us to want to boink Aunt May.  Seriously, way to be subtle. She’s gone from old lady to “less old lady” to Mona Lisa Friggin Vito.  When the new reboot comes out (72 hours after Spiderman Homecoming is released) who’s going to be playing Peter’s aunt next, Margot Robbie with Blake Lively’s head?  Here’s an idea, make sure the movie works before you start casting Rihanna as Peter’s primary caretaker- no one wants to be aroused by Aunt May, pervs!

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1 comment:

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I found this pretty funny and almost true. Because the actress playing Aunt May's role has really been becoming younger with each movie. I don't agree with what they did as the true essence of Parker's personal life is lost.. the old Aunt feeling viewers would get when they watch the movie.