Wednesday, April 01, 2015

What Sucks…Indiana!

Despite the backlash to Indiana’s “Religious Freedom Restoration Act” I am afraid to report that the Genie is in fact out of the bottle and that if you are gay and want to have Memories Pizza in Walkerton, Indiana- link here, whoops, I mean Memories Pizza in Walkerton, Indiana- linkhere, cater your wedding, you are in fact shit out of luck.

Once again, to repeat- and if you’re gay or close to someone who is gay you might want to sit down for this: I know you crave, “pizza-place, slice-pizza” and, I don’t know, “garlic knots”, “meatball subs” and maybe something like “baked ziti” for your wedding, because G-d knows the vast majority of you are NOT incredible event planners, well, it gives me great pain to say, you simply will NOT be able to order from this place, your wedding. 

I mean, what the hell are we fighting for then?  Tweet @GovPenceIN and tell him you want gay people to be able to order shitty pizza for their wedding- this will not stand! 

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1 comment:

digibandit said...

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