Tuesday, March 31, 2015

What Sucks...Instagram!

Hey Instragram, because you're all about the "square" formatting, I can't show any of my followers (all 178 of them- follow WhatSucksBlog on Instagram here!) the full glory of this El Camino I saw this morning in Union City, NJ.

Here it is in all its glory, below:

Hey Instagram, get on this shit! 

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Monday, March 30, 2015

What Sucks...Duane Reade Sushi!

Lookit, I get that the city has long been under siege from Duane Reades.  Soon the older Duane Reades will be closing down, to be replaced by the "new" Duane Reades and we'll all have to hear about it on Vanishing New York, but does that mean that we have to raise the white flag and start buying out spicy tuna rolls there?  

This is America, damn it, I don't want my sushi from the same place I can get my tooth paste, Gatorade and Lipitor!    

Wednesday, March 25, 2015

What Sucks…Spiders Eating Snakes!

Get ready for something you will never be able to un-see!  Now, Australia is known for a lot of things- the Outback, Kangaroos, shrimp on the Barbie, OTHER things in that old commercial starring Paul Hogan, but what they don’t tell you about are the spiders as big as a grown man’s fist! 
Take a look at what is called a “golden orb-weaving spider”, as it eats a 20 inch snake!  Yeah, this was taken down under, where, coincidentally, I am now feeling very sick (down under, stay with me people.)  Who do you root for here?  The horrendous creepy-crawly thing or the spider?!
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Tuesday, March 24, 2015

What Sucks...Solitaire!

It's amazing how many people play solitaire when you consider how boring it is & that the only reason people play it in the first place is that they're bored! Wake up sheepeople!  You're doubling your boredom!   
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Monday, March 23, 2015

Friday, March 20, 2015

What Sucks...Snow, The First Day Of Spring

I don’t want to say this has been a long winter, but then they checked on Punxsutawney Phil on Groundhog’s Day, it took him a minute to see if he saw his shadow, because he was busy reading Chekhov!  Holy shit has this winter sucked and now, on the first day of Spring what happens?  Snow. 

This is some bullshit. 
And hey Google, look out your window! F’ You!

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Thursday, March 19, 2015

What Sucks...The Cowboys, Greg Hardy

What's this guy trying to say, sorry it's not clear enough.  Kidding- normally, I am the arbiter of suck, but today, this dude takes the spotlight
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