Friday, April 25, 2014

What Sucks…Viagra Ice Cream! Perv Watch: Vol. 37



Ever eat Ice Cream and think to yourself, “This is great, but I wish I could be aroused.”  Well, if you did, you’re in luck.  A British icecream maker has come up with something only Ben & Jerry’s creepy uncle may have thought of- Viagra, and some champagne in ice cream.  Each scoop is dosed with 25mgs of the magic blue pill.  It’s expensive, but people who use Viagra have enough money for…

...outdoor bathtubs...



…and extensive studio time.  Such active lifestyles, when do they have time to fuck?

So if you’re thinking of getting your Viagra from Ice Cream, you probably can afford it.  Of course, if you don’t want any of this, there’s always, say it with me, soft serve.  

There's a reason they stopped at 39 flavors, pervs.  

Someone help me make my Viagra Ice Cream commercial...

Erectile dysfunction.  Isn’t it time you talked to your ice cream man about it? (If brain-freeze lasts longer than for hours, contact your doctor.)

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