Friday, April 25, 2014

What Sucks…Viagra Ice Cream! Perv Watch: Vol. 37

Ever eat Ice Cream and think to yourself, “This is great, but I wish I could be aroused.”  Well, if you did, you’re in luck.  A British icecream maker has come up with something only Ben & Jerry’s creepy uncle may have thought of- Viagra, and some champagne in ice cream.  Each scoop is dosed with 25mgs of the magic blue pill.  It’s expensive, but people who use Viagra have enough money for…

...outdoor bathtubs...

…and extensive studio time.  Such active lifestyles, when do they have time to fuck?

So if you’re thinking of getting your Viagra from Ice Cream, you probably can afford it.  Of course, if you don’t want any of this, there’s always, say it with me, soft serve.  

There's a reason they stopped at 39 flavors, pervs.  

Someone help me make my Viagra Ice Cream commercial...

Erectile dysfunction.  Isn’t it time you talked to your ice cream man about it? (If brain-freeze lasts longer than for hours, contact your doctor.)

Monday, April 21, 2014

What Sucks Required Video Viewing: Real Housewives, Trying To Cry Through Botox

More of a link dump here, via Jezebel, but in one of life’s cruel twists, some of the people in the world most subject to unending drama, Real Housewives, be them from Atlanta, New Jersey, or Orange County, are unable to cry due to the tremendous amount of Botox circulating through their bodies (and hearts).

Makes you want to cry for them in a way. Life as a Real Housewife is tough enough, without looking like you have to sneeze, when you’re sad. 
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Friday, April 18, 2014

What Sucks…Google Glass!

The day has finally arrived. They are finally here!

Google glass, for those times when you need to access information- take a picture, make a video, talk to someone and purchase something…and your phone is a little bit out of reach. 

$1500.00.  Buy one here...OR, move your phone closer to you.  

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

What Sucks…Jag-Offs Taking Selfies In Front of Trains!

 This shit should be on Upworthy

A young man tries to take a selfie in front of an oncoming train...what happens next will put you in a good mood for the rest of the day! 
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