Monday, July 07, 2014

What Sucks…The TSA’s Instagram!

 If you get a second and want to be disturbed to the point where you can’t sleep, head on over to the TSA’s Instagram feed- and relax, because it’s not pictures of you being patted down or going through a body scanner- yet.

But don’t relax because it is a bunch of pictures of the many weapons homemade and purchased, that people have been stopped with while they were getting on a plane. 

You got homemade grenades, guns, Chinese throwing stars and even a spear gun- and this is just the stuff they’ve caught! 

A goddamned mace! 
Don’t worry though, the airlines say they’re cracking down and have assured us anyone bringing a Spear Gun on a plane will be charged a $25 dollar carry-on fee.  

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Thursday, July 03, 2014

What Sucks Salutes Women With Bad Taste In Men: Leidy Figueroa!

Pretty soon, Leidy Figueroa will marry Joran Van der Sloot, if you want to get them a gift they are registered at Crate and Barrel, and Batesville Casket company!  I hear the vows are, “to have and to hold till she does an extensive google search!”  I can’t believe they’re getting married- I thought this would be more of a May- December thing, you know, with him killing her in December!

Monday, June 16, 2014

What Sucks Presents…Doctor or Not A Doctor!

With Measles making a comeback like and set to go on tour with mumps when school starts up again this fall, WhatSucksBlog thought it might be time to play a round of it's brand new game show, Doctor...or NOT a doctor.  See how well you do! Winner doesn't get a disease basically wiped out a few short years ago! 

Answer: A doctor!

Answer: NOT a doctor!

Answer: A doctor!

Answer: NOT a doctor!

Answer: NOT a doctor, this is Jenny McCarthy dressed as a big strawberry!

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Wednesday, June 11, 2014

What Sucks…Eric Cantor: So Long, Douchebag Edition

Eric Cantor, (more like Eric CANTor- you all can use that!) one of the country’s leading douches, and the very douche to tweet the above thanking BOSSES for their contribution on Labor Day, was voted out of office this week, for ironically, at least on the surface, failing to be a big enough douche.  I say this because he was defeated by someone named Dave Brat, who apparently out-flanked Cantor on the right.  I guess Cantor’s “fuck immigriants” stance could in fact by trumped by Brat’s “no, seriously, REALLY fuck immigrants.” 

Brat for what it’s worth is a college economics professor, with a deep love for all things Ayn Rand.  I’ll give him a tiny bit of latitude on the Rand thing- normally a harbinger of assholishness for any adult- because, let’s be honest, it’s not until after you leave college that you realize Ayn Rand is garbage. 

Any way you slice it, Eric Cantor was defeated.  Is it a teachable moment?  Sure.  The lesson? Don’t be such a douche, OR be as big a douche as you possibly can, because some other douche is always waiting in the wings to out-douche you.