Monday, September 30, 2013
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Monday, September 16, 2013
What, is the entire movie a Bill Clinton fantasy sequence? This is a vast left-wing conspiracy LITERALLY out of central casting!Follow What Sucks on Twitter!
Friday, September 13, 2013
Came out this week saying he should have ended his first marriageten years earlier than he did. Not judging him by the way- marriage it tough, one second your looking at this person knowing you want to be with them every second of every day, the next you’re looking at them knowing there is no chance in hell you’ll ever get throat cancer!
Thursday, September 12, 2013
Announced today that Disney is expected to lose 190 million dollars on the Lone Ranger, making it one of the biggest bombs in recent memory. Or as someone in marketing told their intern, “Ah, can you take these 400 thousand dead-bird hats and put them in the storage closet?”
Monday, September 09, 2013
Will be on the cover of the upcoming “Girls and Corpses”- she’ll be the girl and dignity will be the corpse!
Personalized her “No Trespassing” sign outside her home to say, “I knew you were trouble when you walked in. No Trespassing.” “How adorable”, said the man in the bushes plotting her abduction and murder!
Told Good Morning America that she’s tired of being asked whether she wants kids. “I totally understand,” said George Stephanopoulos, “but I asked you how you liked making ‘We’re The Millers’”.
Spoke out about Lindsay’s recovery to “In Touch” saying he and his family will protect her “like pit bulls”. He then added, “…Pit bulls, right, yeah. Okay, Lindsay reality show: she’s locked in a cage with pit bulls. Each week the audience votes another pit bull off…”
Friday, September 06, 2013
Scientists in London today engineered the world’s first hamburger created entirely from stem cells. Said Michael J. Fox, “You guys made a hamburger?! Great!”