Wednesday, August 28, 2013

What Sucks…Kourtney Kardashian


Facing a paternity suit brought by a some male model dude who claims he had unprotected sex with her 9 months before son Mason was born. If true, this could mean some slimy douchebag could be Mason’s dad, and if false, then everything is like we thought it was and Mason’s dad is some slimy douchebag!   

Monday, August 26, 2013

What Sucks Presents...“OR…”



Here’s a heartwarming story that just may bring a tear to your eye.  Seems a homeless man in Florida who had lost his dog, had his pet returned to him the other day and now they are reunited. 

OR

...a dog makes a run for it because, let’s face it, it can be homeless on his own and gets caught and brought back to live on the street!  Reached for comment the dog said "Yeah, great.  I'm back with my homeless owner."  

This has been the inaugural edition of “OR…”

Monday, August 19, 2013

What Sucks...Vivid Video


The President of Vivid Video had to apologize to the USMilitary for putting out a video where Anthony Weiner sexting-partner Sydney Leathers masturbates while lying on the flag.  Great first step, now apologize for putting out a video where Sydney Leathers masturbates!

Friday, August 16, 2013

What Sucks…Quick Hits: Prince Harry, Kanye, Miley & Ke$ha, Adam Sandler

…Prince Harry

Joked that he Prince William and Kate know how expensive his babysitting fee is- ha, yeah, well, it’s not so much the babysitting fee as much as it’s the posting bond and tattoo removal!

…Kanye

Jay-Z gives him some parenting advice, saying to “set an example” for his kid and “stay clam in public”. Finally, a black dude not listening to Jay Z!



…Ke$ha & Miley Cyrus Hanging Out In Miami Last Week!

Not pictured, “ respectability”.



…Adam Sandler

Attacked by a cheetah in Africa but was left unharmed after he promised to give the cheetah his money back for "Jack and Jill"!
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Monday, August 12, 2013

What Sucks…Quick Hits…Martha Stewart on Match, People Wearing Surgical Masks Outside of Hospitals, People Who Market Gun Silencers, Bruce Jenner



…Martha Stewart On Match.com?
You’re 71 years old!  The only person this is good for is a catfish into arts and crafts! 

…People Wearing Surgical Masks Outside of Hospitals
Just a note to be careful, you’re on a very short leash to the rest of us who think you are insane. 

 …People Who Market Gun Silencers
Get off your asses!  You’re sitting on a gold mine! There’s no reason why ALL guns shouldn’t have silencers!  Those things are loud and disturbing!

…Bruce Jenner
Holy shit, by “Keeping Up With The Kardashians”, I don’t think they meant plastic surgery-wise! 

Friday, August 09, 2013

What Sucks…Quick Hits: Geraldo Rivera, Nene Leakes, Brad & Angelina, Katy Perry!

…Geraldo

Nasty.  For the record. he's is blaming tequila.  For tequila’s part, it released this statement…
“We are whole-heartedly sorry for all of this, all of us, even the worm.” 
…Nene Leakes


Now in an ugly dispute with a woman who claims she was hired to plan her wedding though Nene says she’s never worked with her.  Ladies, ladies please- in 6 to 8 months Nene will get married again, no need to fight, everyone will get a chance.


…Brad & Angelina

Son Maddox recently had iPad stolen while he was paintballing. Brad and Angelina are asking the thief to please come forward so they can, everyone say it with me…adopt him! 


…Katy Perry
Releasing a new fragrance next month but be careful, smelling like her could result in this showing up at your door. 


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