"Ask not what your country can do for, but ask if you could please handme that bottle of water..." -Marco Rubio Feb 13, 2013Now if this wasn’t the greatest speech of all time, by a dude awkwardly reaching for an off camera bottle of water, I do not know what is.
And it totally overshadowed the Tea Party response, where bat-shitcrazy Michele Bachmann wore one of those beer helmets with two strawscoming out of the top!
I missed the very end, he yelled "Live From New York, It's Saturday Night!", right?
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