Hey! You with the glasses and the lab coat standing in front of a microscope- yes, you. Thank you for working so diligently to find a fossil of two ancientbugs “doing it”. Seriously, very good use of your time in a world ravaged by disease and in need of a scientific breakthrough that would outshine your last one, the “Slap Chop!”.
So two bugs were fucking when all of a sudden a volcano erupted and rained lava on them. They heard the volcano erupt, they CHOSE to continue to fuck. Good for them, leave them alone, pervs!