Cancelling dates due to a broken set but don’t worry if you’re in one of the cities he won’t be going to, you’ll still get a chance to see him WHEN HE COMES TO JUDGE THE LIVING AND THE DEAD! WHEN HE IS SEATED AT THE RIGHT HAND OF THE FATHER!!!
WHEN HE GREETS YOU AT THE PEARLY GATES IN HEAVEN!
WHEN HE COMES TO DEFEAT THE TWO HEADED SERPENT WHO HAD BROKEN THE SEAL AS IT HAS BEEN FORETOLD IN REVELATIONS!!!
‘Cause apparently, he’s the Second Coming of Jeezus.