Friday, November 01, 2013

What Sucks Presents…What The Fuck Is Wrong With These Assholes?: Halloween Edition


Lookit, Halloween comes around, and we all know the drill- it’s “Sexy Nurse”, “Sexy Cat”, “Sexy Joan d' Arc" until women forcibly take over the world and make it all “realistic portrayals of Marie Curie and Eleanor Roosevelt” all the time.  Hopefully when that day comes, I’ll be dead and buried but until then, try not to make it a “worst person in the world” contest with your horrendous “I had no idea this would be offensive” or “a lot of people thought it would be funny” ideas. 

Oh, a lot of people thought it would be funny if you dressed up as the Twin Towers as planes were flying into them?  Who, the fucking Taliban?  Perhaps you shouldn’t hang out with a bunch of depraved scumbags.  Having your girlfriend at the time dress as Raggedy Ann and then you, yourself dressing up as Andy Rooney so that together you are Raggedy Ann & Andy…Rooney, is funny (TM Me, 2002)! Dressing as the World Trade Center, complete with people jumping out of the top floors makes you a goddamn monster.  (See the below cunts.) 


But at least those animals had the decency to wait a dozen years after the planes crashed into the buildings and killed 3000 people.  This different/ unrelated cunt pictured below, thought a few months was enough to go as a victim of the Boston MarathonBombing.  Nice. Even Dzhokhar Tsarnaev is distancing himself from her.


And how bout these pieces of garbage who went as Trayvon Martinand George Zimmerman?  Look closely because if at first glance this isn’t offensive enough for you, don’t worry, these douches DID find the time for blackface.

At least these mouth-breathers got to choose what they’d wear for Halloween.  All this poor 7 year-oldsumbitch wanted to do was get some candy.  It was mom’s idea to dress him up like a walking hate crime.

What is there to do in the face of such hatred and contempt?  Educate?  Try and reason?  Well, a new, fun wrinkle to this phenomenon is that now, when one of these MIT grads dresses as a Boston Marathon Bombing victim and inevitably post their costume to their Facebook wall or Twitter account, we get to, armed with all the anonymity and righteous outrage the internet can muster, harass, hacked and torment them!  So after all this, we’re left with some nude pictures of the Boston Marathon girl or a death threat or two on the folks in the Trayvon & George photo.

Can't we stick to sexy Ghostbuster?

1 comment:

Dat ass said...

Amazing costumes.