Tuesday, September 24, 2013

What Sucks…MmmHops!

So Hanson released a beer called “MmmHops!”  I hear the beer tastes great when it first comes out, but then it kind of ages weird. 

Thursday, September 19, 2013

What Sucks…Lady Boilermakers!

Can we end the tradition of taking a college sports team and just adding the word “Lady” to it to indicate the female version of that team?  Either change the name for the girls or lose the “Lady” part of it!  Lady Boilermakers?  Really, for all those female makers of boilers out there!

Monday, September 16, 2013

What Sucks…NBC

 Signs actress Diane Lane to be in a mini-series about Hillary Clinton where she plays, get this- HILLARY FUCKING CLINTON!  Are you shitting me?

What, is the entire movie a Bill Clinton fantasy sequence? This is a vast left-wing conspiracy LITERALLY out of central casting!   
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Friday, September 13, 2013

What Sucks…Michael Douglas

Came out this week saying he should have ended his first marriageten years earlier than he did.  Not judging him by the way- marriage it tough, one second your looking at this person knowing you want to be with them every second of every day, the next you’re looking at them knowing there is no chance in hell you’ll ever get throat cancer!

Thursday, September 12, 2013

What Sucks…The Lone Ranger

Announced today that Disney is expected to lose 190 million dollars on the Lone Ranger, making it one of the biggest bombs in recent memory.  Or as someone in marketing told their intern, “Ah, can you take these 400 thousand dead-bird hats and put them in the storage closet?”

Monday, September 09, 2013

What Sucks…Quick Hits: Farah Abraham, Taylor Swift, Jennifer Aniston, Michael Lohan

…Farah Abraham
 Will be on the cover of the upcoming “Girls and Corpses”- she’ll be the girl and dignity will be the corpse!

…Taylor Swift
Personalized her “No Trespassing” sign outside her home to say, “I knew you were trouble when you walked in. No Trespassing.”  “How adorable”, said the man in the bushes plotting her abduction and murder!

…Jennifer Aniston
Told Good Morning America that she’s tired of being asked whether she wants kids. “I totally understand,” said George Stephanopoulos, “but I asked you how you liked making ‘We’re The Millers’”. 
…Michael Lohan
Spoke out about Lindsay’s recovery to “In Touch” saying he and his family will protect her “like pit bulls”.  He then added, “…Pit bulls, right, yeah. Okay, Lindsay reality show: she’s locked in a cage with pit bulls. Each week the audience votes another pit bull off…”

Friday, September 06, 2013