Wednesday, August 07, 2013

What Sucks...Kanye



Is reportedly so worried about being kidnapped, he’s auditioning body doubles for himself. Dude, chill out, where do we live, Mexico? And for those of you who may actually be interested in kidnapping Kanye, you should know his “kidnapping rider” is pretty long…

Kanye West Kidnapping Rider
KIDNAPPERS MUST PROVIDE ARTIST WITH…
A FULL SIZED, LEATHER COUCH. 
24 BOTTLES OF SPING WATER,
THROAT COAT TEA,
24 BOTTLES OF “PROPEL WATER”. 
THERE CAN BE NO COKE PRODUCTS PLACED IN THE VAN OR DUNGEON AREA)

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