What the hell is wrong with you people? If you don’t want to give a guy some spare change just say no, or better yet don’t say anything, why do you have to call him a “fucking slob” and tell him to get a job?! Don’t you think Lenny would get a job if he could? Who’s gonna hire him by the way? He’s got an alcohol problem!
And you, Tom. Who the hell raised you? You get Mary pregnant and then you blow her off? Step up and be a man! I know your scared, I know you are frightened, but man-up and stop thinking only of yourself! And you, people at the clinic! Get a friggin’ life!
And Max! You! Who do you think you are?! You have a wife and kids to think about? You a gangsta now? You a gangsta? Well now you are dead!
(The previous is part of my one man show, “A Waste Of Your Time”. We are still looking for a venue.)