Tuesday, February 12, 2013

What Sucks...Marco Rubio!

"Ask not what your country can do for, but ask if you could please handme that bottle of water..." -Marco Rubio Feb 13, 2013
Now if this wasn’t the greatest speech of all time, by a dude awkwardly reaching for an off camera bottle of water, I do not know what is.  

And it totally overshadowed the Tea Party response, where bat-shitcrazy Michele Bachmann wore one of those beer helmets with two strawscoming out of the top!

I missed the very end, he yelled "Live From New York, It's Saturday Night!", right?
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Monday, February 04, 2013

What Sucks…Quick Hits: NPR, Staten Island Chuck, Pandora, Victoria Jackson

...Staten Island Chuck
Doesn’t see shadow, goes gym, tan, laundrying!
Yes, yes Colin Kaepernick is "quixotic" very good NPR, now please leave New Orleans.


Oh, you want to listen to some Black Keys?  Here’s some Ryan Adams. 

…Victoria Jackson
The hatred coming from this lady!  If she keeps going like this I don’t see how she’s ever going to work again or since 1991!

What Sucks...Web Vids You Should Check Out: Rob P's I Poop Gold!

The great Rob Paravonian's classic, "I Poop Gold".  Enjoy.
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