Monday, December 10, 2012

What Sucks…Rise Of The Guardians

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, Jack Frost and the Tooth Fairy as an Avengers-type superhero team? This is without a doubt for me the SECOND least-looked-forward-to movie of the year. (The first is whatever that perv mom from the Samsung-Galaxy commercial put on her husband’s phone.)

Hey Hollywood- stop trying to make Jack Frost happen! He's horrifying!

Pay someone to make original characters! Even my three year old knows this is a cynical attempt to co-opt well known public domain characters you didn’t have to pay rights for and throw them in a movie so you can wring every last bit of Christmas cash out of parents who’d see anything not to have to spend time with their kids! (Or so I’ve heard!)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

yup, extremely overrated