Tuesday, December 18, 2012

What Sucks…Quick Hits Joke Dump: Klhoe Kardashian, Demi Moore, The Two Dudes Who Sued The Bachelor, Kanye

…Khloe Kardashain

Congrats on a full season of hosting The X Factor, looks like all those years of hosting two X chromosomes paid off!

…Demi Moore

Breaking up with her boyfriend already?! Well, on the plus side that does clear the way her to date the eTrade baby.

…The Judge In The Case Where Two Dudes Sued The Bachelor

Look, I get it that you ruled against them, but did you have to announce your verdict by dramatically handing a rose to the lawyers for ABC?!

…Lawyers Deposing Kayne In Kim K’s & Kris Humphries Divorce

Brilliant move, counselors! I wonder how many times you had to stop the witness mid-sentence by saying, “Yes, thank you Mr. West, but we were not asking how hot Kim’s tape with Ray J got you…” By the way, how bout a “spoiler alert” for how next season’s “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” ends after Kanye gets married to Kim and then divorced the next day!
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