Friday, November 30, 2012

What Sucks…Quick Hits: NFL Players Using Viagra, Yassir Arafat, Angus T. Jones, Michael Jordan


…NFL Players Using Viagra!

I knew something was up when I saw Ed Reed tackle a guy from 5 yards away! What the hell is next? If you find yourself playing football for more than four hours, please consult your doctor!


…Yassir Arafat

Being exhumed?! Way to double down on the whole “don’t sleep in the same place twice” from the grave!


…Angus T. Jones

Tells us not to watch 2 & ½ Men because it’s trash? Dude, speaking for a country of 350 million, we're way ahead of you!


…Michael Jordan Getting Kicked Out Of A Country Club

…for the shorts he was wearing. Normally when a black man is asked to leave a country club, it’s big news, but nobody should want to be like Mike when it comes to dressing, unless you own stock in companies that make mom-jeans and Nehru Jackets.
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