Tuesday, April 10, 2012
What Sucks…So Long, Jagoff
Goodbye, worst candidate, ever.
Defined early on as the byproduct of a disgusting sex act, before actively campaigning against education, rape victim rights, and literally, the way you fuck, Rick Santorum, the worst candidate for anything, ever today decided to throw in the towel on his historic 2012 Presidential run.
So long, you animal. Your mere existence in this election should shame anyone in it who lost a single vote to you into retirement. That you actually won a few states is a new low for this country and should serve as the clearest message yet that Mitt Romney is a loser.
By the way, to be the worst candidate ever in an election that included Rick Perry and Michele Bachmann as candidates is saying something. That “something”, is that you are a world class douchebag.
A disgrace to Catholics everywhere, even the ped-priests, Santorum’s shittiness knew no boundaries as he questioned a woman’s place in the working force, completely missed the point of JFK’s legendary speech about religious tolerance and shit all over health care reform, even though he admitted he personally needs to fund additional care for family members.
Bad enough for you? No? Oh yeah, the guy rocks sweater vests.
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