Tuesday, April 10, 2012

What Sucks…So Long, Jagoff

Goodbye, worst candidate, ever.

Defined early on as the byproduct of a disgusting sex act, before actively campaigning against education, rape victim rights, and literally, the way you fuck, Rick Santorum, the worst candidate for anything, ever today decided to throw in the towel on his historic 2012 Presidential run.

So long, you animal. Your mere existence in this election should shame anyone in it who lost a single vote to you into retirement. That you actually won a few states is a new low for this country and should serve as the clearest message yet that Mitt Romney is a loser.

By the way, to be the worst candidate ever in an election that included Rick Perry and Michele Bachmann as candidates is saying something. That “something”, is that you are a world class douchebag.

A disgrace to Catholics everywhere, even the ped-priests, Santorum’s shittiness knew no boundaries as he questioned a woman’s place in the working force, completely missed the point of JFK’s legendary speech about religious tolerance and shit all over health care reform, even though he admitted he personally needs to fund additional care for family members.

Bad enough for you? No? Oh yeah, the guy rocks sweater vests.
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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Give him a break ! If all people were like him the world would be a better place and everyone would take care of themselves instead of putting their hand out to the government for money. I want pills...GIMME MONEY ! I want food...GIMME MONEY ! I want condoms...GIMME MONEY ! GIMME GIMME GIMME ! ME ME ME! I I I !!!!

And spare me the ”rape victim” card, those cases are as rare as hen's teeth. How about you learn to avoid getting raped ? Don't drink when partying or don't party when drinking, don't stay out late, don't date people you barely know, etc etc.

Santorum's values are good and constructive, which I can't say about the ones of his opponenets. The only problem is that his ideas are inapplicable, they look good on papaer but are inapplicable in real life, but that's not a reason to call him a jagoff. Society functions better on older more conservative policies. It's a fact. Compare today's society with what it was like 50 years ago.