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Monday, May 02, 2011

Good Night, Asshole.


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Chris DeLuca is a comedian/ writer currently living in Hoboken, the Prague of New Jersey. He's written for a bunch of TV shows you probably have not watched-as well as The Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn, Best Week Ever and the Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson. He created, wrote and starred in the hilarious, and subversive “Mocap, LLC" on Spike and currently writes for MTV's The Substitute. Sadly, he thinks he caused his parent's divorce.
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