Thursday, October 13, 2011

What Sucks…Depression Is A Bathrobe!


Behold the image above for the latest slap in the face to bathrobe wearers everywhere! WTF?!

The ad is for something called “Abilify”, which isn’t so much a depression med as it’s an “add-on” depression med, something to augment your pills- I think, it’s not 100 percent clear- what IS 100 percent clear however is how these people feel about bathrobes!

I didn’t think the public depiction of the bathrobe could get any worse- in movies, they are the go-to outfit for crazy people- you’ll find one in every scene in any film that takes place in a mental hospital. Also, want to depict someone as a horrible person and don’t have the time to set up a proper character arch? Put the dude in a bathrobe, and have him walk outside his house.

Oh look at this dude in bathrobe, clearly he is sick, insane or both.

HEY HOLLYWOOD- SOME PEOPLE WEAR BATHROBES IN THEIR HOMES AND LEAD NORMAL, PRODUCTIVE LIVES! WHERE IS THEIR STORY?!

This meme has to be reversed! Did you know Thomas Edison wore a bathrobe when he worked? Try finding that in the upcoming movie about his life where he’s played by Channing Tatum and is also a crime solving vampire!

Someone quickly needs to do something good while wearing a bathrobe while at the same time everyone must resist the urge to go outside and direct traffic while wearing one. Together we can change the image of the bathrobe!



(This post is dedicated to the late Vincent "The Chin" Gigante the great wearer of bathrobes in public/ delayer of his racketeering trial.)
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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Awesome. I was also going to blog about this bathrobe but you've done my job for me!
If I had a super-comfy looking bathrobe following me around I'd be psyched.

Anonymous said...

Call me crazy, but that bathrobe would be cool as hell to have around-Looks like all he needs is a hug and a stiff drink!-Other than that He looks like someone skinned the Cookie Monster and made him into a robe!!LOL.