I watched two and a half men for 8 years. You would think they would have at least brought in asthton as a long lost half brother of charlie to at least continue the story line of two brothers that we have all became used to. Two brothers with a disurbing childhood with a mother that slept around all there lives.
I totally agree!!! That would hae been the best idea for the show. Charlie and Alan have a step brother they have no idea about that shoes up to the funeral when he finds out his half brother dies. The mother had kept him a secret and now comes into the lives of alan and jake and takes the exact role of charlie harper. I swear these guys are idiots. I'm never watching this show ever again!!
I just wondering.. Now that jake is a man.. does it mean the 1/2 man now is Alan???????????? Please helpppppp/lol
Jake is a man its Ashton Kutcher who's only half a man.
tatingstbetter kill the show before it turns into a joke. with ashton kutcher it is completely unfunny and absolutely asinine, after 2 episodes i do not see how they are gonna be able to finish the season. nobody can replace charlie sheen ,everybody laughed because it was close to reality, and every man can relate to charlie. now with a pussified character replacing him maybe women and gays will love the show, like all the crap that is on tv. PLEASE BRING CHARLIE BACK!!! he is worth the $$$$$
the new two and a half men SUCKSS its the worst ive ever seen, i cant even begin to comprehend what went through chuck lorres head when he thought of putting ashton. he should have just sucked it up and let charlee work when he wanted and how he wanted in the end CHARLIE WAS THE SHOW AND BOUGHT IN THE RATINGS AND MONEY f U chuck lorre
Never thought i would say it. But it really SUCKS. Watched the conclusion of the 1st episode and its more of the same lame stuff from last week. Chucky screwed the pooch on this show. Come back Sheen, Come back.
I've watched two episodes with Ashton and I am really missing Charlie and his character. It feels strained unbelievable...forced. Ashton character--not so much, just not enough to keep me. I miss Charlie, the two brothers and dynamics I had come to love. Oh well...what else is on?
I was really looking forward to this new season, but this is pathetic. Ashton Kutcher is just not funny. The writing isn't funny. The show isn't funny. Please bring Charlie back. It's now obvious that the show is nothing without Charlie. The show used to be edgy, and I laughed aloud. I haven't laughed once during the two episodes of this new season. Now, the jokes are forced and it seems the writers are trying to get by with naked Ashton and a forced laugh track. Please, get Charlie back or fold the show.
I watched first and second episode of new series - not watching again. Story lie is stupid billionaire comes in fro trying to drone himself - that's the best I can do. And the old show worked because sarcasm is funny when delivered correctly Ashton Kutcher character is annoying nd Alwn sounds whinnying and what have they done to housekeeper she used to be very funny now she's this panting pup ridiculous not watching again.
It is sad to see them try to continue this show without Charlie. Ashton's character just falls flat, the writing is lame, the story line is horrible, etc. It's not the Kutcher's fault...he did not write it...it is just that Charlie made the show great because he was pretty much playing a 'cleaned up' version of himself. I bet/hope this show vanishes before Thanksgiving, which the fans of the original show will be very grateful to see. R.I.P. Two and Half whatever you are now. P.S. never was a fan of the kid either, lousy actor and not funny. He could get away with it when he was little but now it is just a over paid $$$$ joke.
I tuned in with an open mind. Man with all the hoopla, I thought that Two and a half men would rock. It sucks and I cannot sit through anymore shows. They make Ashton so annoying to watch.... Sheen has been to nice to not critisize the show, you know that even he knows it "SUCKS."
Two and a half men is the worst show to ever grace the screen. I hate it and I hate people that don't hate it. It should be called two and a half queers.
wow. Chuck Lorre, you suck ass. You just took a multi million dollar revenue generating TV show and turned it into a lemonade stand. I just wanted to say you completely had absolutely zero creative inspiration when it came to putting asston on two and a half men. yes, I spelt his name wrong intentionally. Chuck you dumb fuck, you ruined what was my favorite show. You should be ashamed to be a producer.
Ive only seen the opener, and thank god for john cryer, hes top quality. As for ashton he just doesnt fit in and the whole naked scenes to get ratings is stupid to say the least and shows even chuck is getting desperate, I thought story would of been better personally if he was one of charlies one night stand children. But still WAS the best us show now its dead and buried.
Was one of the funniest shows I've ever seen ( with Charlie ). Now is the biggest joke I've ever seen. They should just end the show now. Don't even air anymore. Just air re-runs with Charlie for the rest of the season. You'll get better ratings. Two and a Half Men SUCKS!!!
I am watching the new episode right now and it blows.....i miss charlie what a sad mess Charlie was the show period. Its almost like watching what happens to the characters in a great movie after the movie ended.....the folks at CBS are morons
Charlie Harper can always come back. Just have him at a train station with Rose and he made an excuse to go get a drink and is rolled by a homeless man who takes his coat and hat and is subsequently hit by the train and Rose assumes it is Charlie. Charlie assumes that Rose pushed him, no one really knows the truth, so he goes into hiding. When he returns to the show he is sober and trying to live a better life and stay out of trouble, thus making an example for all the new young viewers. It would work for me because Men without Charlie Harper is DOA.
Yep, the joke is on Chuck. Here he is paying 2 mil for a half ass actor, if that, and it's going to take a nose dive. Money would have been better spent dealing with Charlie's bullshit. Actually, Lorres should have made an attempt to get Charlie some help=behind the scenes.
Just finished watching Episode 3 with Kutcher. I like Ashton in other roles but this new 2 and a Half Men barely even touches the finny bone. I had high hopes but this last episode hardly warranted a chuckle at best. I'm not wasting my bandwidth any more on this show. Good bye to one of the best sitcoms ever!
I know it,s dumb but for three weeks I,m waiting for Sheento show up. Just a few seconds.Anything. As a ghost a flashback.If I thought he might make anapperance every week I would keepwatching this humorless watereddown flop.
The show has always sucked. It's always felt forced. The laugh track is overdone, if it is a real audience they must choose people with mental disorders or something. It's always been idiotic and asinine. Quit watching crap like this. Now.
What a waste, the only reason people still watch is because they loved the show WITH Charlie though. Now not so much. Bring back CharlieChuck is a dumb ass, show could run for 5 more years with Charlie, now didn't even last 5 episodes. Ashton sucked even before cheating
Chuck play nice with CharlieCash cow for the show and best show on Tv will not be lostSetup an incentive for arriving just slightly buzzedMakes better tvBring Back Charlie!!!!!!
After watching the first two episodes, I turned it off for good. Not the same show, not even close. Give it up or bring Charlie back. Perhaps that's the plan... to stage one of the biggest comebacks every!!! Been done before, folks. Stay tuned.
Two and a Half Men now became a worst show. Ashton kutcher makes this show good, not great. I want Charlie back. It was my favorite show now I really dont want to watch this show without Charlie. I miss him a lot.
The show now sucks massive donkey dick. We watched the show because of the genuine funny satire between Alan and Charlie. They had great on screen chemistry and timing. Walden Schmitt is fucking clown shoes. He is not right for this show. Please, this is a call to all 2&1/2 fans who loved the show before the money grubbing executives decided they wanted more money and tried to fuck Charlie Sheen out of his due, please boycott watching this garbage that was once a great and hilarious show. The only way to show these money hosting execs is to get this show cancelled. And we the fans have that power. Let's stick it to these cock suckers and hit them where it hurts, their wallets.
Wow after being a two and a half men fan from the start,No more! Ashton Kucher along with John Cryer cannot and will not be able to carry the show. Chuck Lorre F----d up and he needs to admit it. I bid goodbye to my favorite show and I refused to watch the new season because of the looser Kucher, a looser from the 70's show and now a looser on two and a half men.
Ashton Kucher IS A LOSER!The present day "2 and a ½ IDIOTS" (the ½ now being that unshaven scrotum bag looking Kucher btw) is a total LOSER show - esp with a DORK like that of Ashton Kucher on it now thinking that he can replace Charlie Sheen!What the hell was the network thinking anyway?Kucher may have thought that he was God's gift to "That 70's Show" as well, but I got news for him there too - HE WASN'T. Maybe "in his dreams", but that's about as far as that fart fantasy goes as well.The producer of the present day "2 and a ½ IDIOTS" show must have his head totally up his ass IF he thinks that Kucher is the godsend to keep that show afloat now that Sheen has been let go, as I have news for him as well.Ashton Kucher is a total DORK if not a total LOSER!Present day - Kucher's just as much a real life DORK as was the character he played on that "That 70's Show", and as far as his mindless and/or otherwise plotless "Punked" whatever TV show goes - that too was from day 1 and still is - A BIG LOSER, as who in their right mind would ever watch such a mindless piece of crap "whatever" episode after plotless episode week after week? Not me - that's for sure! You watch that LOSER "Punked" show just once - much like if you're stupid enough to have ever watched the new LOSER version of that "2 and a ½ IDIOTS" show, and you are left with the same end result. LOSER SHOW! Channel check - hand me the remote please!If that "Punked" whatever flop is what Demi Moore's retirement money fund is going to finance - then I got news for her - LOSER! Talk about a totally plotless and otherwise asinine waste of airtime! Of course that's not saying much for his real life Demi Moore family life either - as he's even cheated on her as well, so I rest my case.LOSER! That's in real life or else wise!Hey - that show was bound to die anyway, and as far as Charlie Sheen is concerned - the CLASSIC reruns will only have him in it, as who the hell wants to watch a DORK like Ashton Kucher in what is now A TOTAL LOSER SHOW?Namely - "2 and a ½ IDIOTS"Not me - that's for sure!
I use to like the show. Now it just plain sucks. Kutcher can't actand the only good thing is the supporting cast. Kill Kutcher off and bring Charlie back. Luckily there are some old episodes outthere with Charlie. The jokesare in very bad taste, especiallythe trans gender joke. Bad jokes, bad acting, it should be calledtwo men and a jackass.
I put off watching the new show figuring it could not possibly be as good as the original. I was right. Without Sheen, this show is lost and not worth watching. Kutcher never seems to get out of the moronic character he has defined himself by.The show will not see another season... I hope.
I agree with all these comments but I am surprised most of you watched it for as long as you did. stopped watching it 5 minutes into the 1st show. "a web billionaire?' what the hell were the writers thinking . my only answer is they really wanted to kill the show.I think they would have had better success if they would have taken a different route. like outing Alan's character!!!
>>"I agree with all these comments but I am surprised most of you watched it for as long as you did. stopped watching it 5 minutes into the 1st show. "a web billionaire?' what the hell were the writers thinking?"They were thinking, "ok, we've gotten our contract, and this is gonna be the last season-- so we get paid the same no matter WHAT we write-- WHY BOTHER TRYING ANYMORE?"And so they just faxed it in.When Charlie Sheen was on, Two and a Half Men was the NUMBER ONE SHOW on TV!Now, it's number TEN!Any questions?I have one: WHY DIDN'T CBS FIRE CHUCK LORRE'S ASS AND BRING BACK CHARLIE?
I think Chuck Lorre pulled a "Roseanne," i.e. both went PSCYHO in their Ninth Season and just flipped off their whole fricking audience by turning the whole premise on its head. The original show was about a self-indulgent playboy and his dysfunctional family; now it's about-- WHAT? I'll tell you what: it's "FRASIER" if they killed off Frasier Crane!Aka CANCELLED!
It's two and a half morons with Kelso !!!!!
Agreed - bring back Charlie or can the show - it totally sucks now
Bring Charlie back from the dead and dump Ashton. The writers for this show can't make it work. Have Rose kill off Walden and bring back Charlie. She's just hiding him in her closet.
what a crash and burn- 2 1/2 men is terrible- Ashton is terrible- the show will get the axe soon
"Jake is a man its Ashton Kutcher who's only half a man" Jake has always been the worst character on this show you moron.
I used to be interested in watching the show. But now they have the goofy ashtun characher. I'm tuning into monday night football and not looking back.
I'd Rather Watch charlie Dead body Then this Show Any Day
It's the story line that is sooo lame!! Who wants to watch about an infantile billionaire. Please!!! The writers are to blame!! Even when Charlie was in it it sucked!! Watch the Big Bang Theory!! Good quality script-writing there!
I agree with all the comments with regard to the show. I watched the first show with Ashton and couldn't watch more than 10 minutes. What a joke! Its pathetic. Charlie Sheen was the best, that's why most people watched it. Guess I will watch re-runs (with Charlie) to get my fix.
I loved Two and a half men. Everything fit in so perectly. The family life that was a little exaggerated but yet everyone can relate to. I am not sure where this show is heading. I watched the first 2 episodes and for the first time ever I was looking at the time and wondering when is this show going to end. The story is not interesting anymore. I think killing charlie was the biggest mistake. ashton kutcher is a good actor but he just dosen't fit the role or the story. It is so bad a Wonderful show had to end up like this. I stopped watching the show. it was just to BORING to watch.
CBS SHOULD HAVE RETIRED THIS SHOW THE NEW CHARLIE SUCKS BAD......
They are now having Alan act like Charlie. This just shows how much the show depends on his character, and having him missing just makes the show the same as any other shitty tv programme out there!
I'd rather watch grass grow as that has more meaning and purpose than the storylines the writers are selling us. Show needs to be flushed down the toilet because it is crap. Seriously, it was once one of the greatest shows on tv....now they have perverted the humor and legacy of Charlie Sheen!
Dan Lambert i thought the same as you about them having Charlie come back.I would do it slightly different though. With Rose being a sandwich short of a picnic i would have it that Charlie had been tied up and hidden away by her. The person in front of the train was some random homeless guy like you said. Charlie escapes though and Rose goes to jail. Voila Charlie is back in the show.The new format has just killed the show as Sheen was the show!
The commitee in Washington trying to resolve the deficit has a better chance of success than this show does.
Nobody likes STUPIDEverybody likes COOOOL Get the hook for Ashton
The new version is the worst damn show i ever seen in my life. Kutcher is a bad pic for the new show. Not funny to stupid stupid stupid!!!!!
I have been a big fan for years. Last nights show was beyond pathetic..really stupid more like it.The kid was great as a 5 year old, as a 18 year old pretty lame.Berta, the mom and Rose are hardly a around. Can you imagine having to watch the syndicated re-runs of this crap. Pay Charlie or shut it down.
What happened to this show,it's pathetic now without Charlie. Ashton Kutcher just is'nt funny at all, Allan is now painted as a complete dork. I'm done watching this flop, time to cancel this piece of junk.
This show is doa too bad I guess theres always the rreruns with charlie
Should rename it "Blows Big Time!"
Was hands down one of my favorite shows. Now ruined and name dragged through the mud. As a viewer getting stabbed in the back like that by CBS I've just about banned the entire station and any new show they make. I'd rename it two and a half stars (out of 100). Or actually two and a s%$ts - that is about what I give about CBS now.
two and half men suck now!!!!!! kill Walden off please!!!This show needs to be moved to sunday nights @ 3:45 am on some cable station.why your at will you please pull the plug on whitney
The show used to suck anyway the only reason i watched the show is because charlie was pretty much being himself and that is what made it funny, alan and the kid are lame actors and now without charlie is just a big joke they should just cancel it!!!
I have been a loyal fan of the show for years, but this has finally hit rock bottom. The jokes lack wit, I can't empathize with the characters anymore, and the show has devolved into the fifth grade humor. What happened to this show? The writers have completely lost touched with their roots, and sold out. t's sad to watch it go. I just wish they would go with a sense of dignity.
should just cancel it!
This show sucks so bad without Charlie that it should be renamed Two And A Half Hoovers. Kutcher is an ass clown.
I'll say it sucks ! They said it would be an all new episode tonight and what do we get ? another fucking rerun !!!! Its all wrong with Kutcher on the show and Lorre sucks for not keeping Charlie Sheen on the show. Its good to see so many of you feel the same about this fucked up deal !
Alan has become such a creep. I can't explain it but I can't watch the show anymore either. It just seems like it was classy before but now it isn't. weird...
Personnaly i think that Ashton Kutcher is a great actor. However him being on the show is killing his mojo. He doesn't have any attachment to Alan or Jake. I'm trying to understand what the writers are doing to keep the show interested but honestly i think they're failing big time. Making people gay all of a sudden like Evelyn does not make sense. For the longest while she was interted in man meat. Sometimes young meat. Sometimes "expired" meat but nevertheless shlong! I'm a big fan of Two and a Half Men always been but i don't feel it anymore and i think there are a lot outhere that think the same. Ahston you rock!, but this show is killing you!
god everybody should stop whining about the show being not good anymore now that kutcher took over.The show sucked long before ashton kutcher. maybe the first two seasons were kinda funny, but after that it was just a shitty ass sitcom. watch some real comedy series you fucks, and stop telling me two and a half men used to be good.. and that how i met your mother is good. shit, i hate that fucking shit, it sucks!
What an awful show and testament to how stupid the vast majority of Americans are that they find it entertaining. The majority of all jokes every season centers around 3 basic things. 1. The kid is stupid2. Alan is a spineless loser3. Charlie ass an alcoholic womanizer and now3. Ashton is awesome, handsome, rich and goofy, and a bad actorEverything is a pun or a thinly veined double entendre. compared to a real comedy like Arrested Development or 30 Rock.
well a lot of people are complaining about ashton's character but you people have to realize that he didn't ask for charlie to get fired. he is just an actor following the script and his character is funny. What I think is that walden(ashton) really doesn't match in the picture that we are used to and it was introduced a little bit forced to the scene. I don't have any complain in ashton's acting at all but the character doesn't match with the history of the show. This show went to really good stuff to unrealistic crap when we see that this billionaire buys charlies house and let alan stay.I really hate what they've done with the characters now. Is like killing charlie isn't enough. First jake really disappointed me because now he is kind of a pothead without a future and that is not what we all wanted at all and also is an example for kids that watch the show. second the character alan is horrible and is being the humiliated by the producers just to get some comedy that is not even funny, it is awkward and now I can't even watch the show in my living room because all the disgusting sex jokes. i mean before it was moderated funny sex jokes that everybody enjoyed but now is so graphic and detail that is so horrible. well and the most thing I hate is that rose is no longer part of this show as well as judith and herb. instead they put walden's ex-wife and new girlfriend. horrible acting from the girlfriend and the characters aren't even funny. also there is walden's friend that works with him. THE PRODUCERS ARE FORGETTING THE STORY OF THE SHOW AND THEY ARE PUTTING A LOT OF NEW ACTORS AND ALMOST NONE OF THE OLD ONES. THERE IS GOING TO BE A POINT THAT ALAN AND JAKE WONT BE EVEN THERE. SO I SAY ''COME ON, YOU PRODUCERS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE FAILURE OF THIS SHOW''.
The shows with ASSton Butcher should now simply be renamed 2-1/2 asses,.....this show is an insult to everyone involved, especialy the intelligence of the audience!
I religiously watch old reruns of the "original" 2 1/2 version. I am so frustrated with Aston Kutcher's lousy performance. Why is this show still doing well!! Why is this show still on the air!! I agree that we as 2 1/2 fans should boycott the show and kick ashton kutcher off. He's not worthy of being the main cast in the biggest sitcom comedy of the decade. He's better off playing the moron retard that he is in that 70 show.And ashton kutcher please cut your hair and shave the pubes off your face, it makes me want to just punch your face
This new "Two and a Half Men " show totally sucks ass. I thought I would give the new version a try. Watched the intro of one episode and immediately turned me off. Alan is worse than ever, the kid is grown up and just not cute anymore and there is NO CHARLIE SHEEN! CBS should have just left it alone and only play the originals. This show needs to be canceled NOW!!
I never thought the day would come when I would have to scrutinize the show since ive always been a big Two and a Half men fan and also a fan of the 'Charlie' character.Ive seen all the episodes so far including ep1,2 & 3 of season 10.From the very begining of the 9th season I started 2 miss charlie and was hoping that he would somehow return just 2 even things out a bit but I was dissapointed.In the latest season Jake is all grown up and is out of the house-joined the army so its just ashton and alan.Charlie sheens Anger management is good 2 but its not as good as two and a half men was back when he was there.I think disputes should be setteled and people should move on and think about creating good TV shows rather than making it just personal.
The show just sucks now I was a long time veiwer but now I can't take it and they are bringing in that tween whatever her name is I am now wrighting off the show for ever
Jon Cryer is a fucking loser cunt.
SO now Jake is just a pot head and has no good lines anymore. Ashton has even worse lines. Allen is sort of the same. Just kill the show and play the re-runs. I'm fine with the re-runs and prefer to watch family guy cartoons over the new season of two and a half men. True Charlie trashed his public reputation with the crack smoking and all if they won't let him act in the show just kill the show.
I have a simple comment...The Show SUCKS!!! It will never be what it was ever again, when Charlie Harper died so did the last breath of the succes they had achieved after 8 years of simple sitcom genius.
I cant explain how much I hate the new show just the style in general cant even be compared to the original as a stand alone show maybe...................but the story just isnt there and if Lorre was smart he would just rehire the genuis who made the show and stop bashing the character of charlie francis harper, the loving uncle and good brother not what lorre makes him out to be now.................
I used to laugh every 5 minutes when two and a half men had Charlie sheen, I even overcame my depression thanks to all his funny jokes, but when they took him off I curled up into a ball and just gave up hope for America. I have laughed only 1 time with Ashton kutcher and it was from berta. Bring back Charlie Sheen, just say he faked his death and moved to Hawaii to get away from his brother and retarded nephew, chuck lorre the reason there are more viewers for two and a half men is because its taking people awhile to figure out that you killed the greatest part of the show. Everybody spread this comment around we need Charlie sheen back, If I could change one thing about this world it would be Charlie sheen not on two and a half men.
This show was so amazing and hilarious with sheen in it. I lookdd forward to watching 2 and half men everday but it will never be the same without charlie. Btw ashton fucking sucks dick I watched first episode and didn't laugh once. The show will be missed greatly just cancelIt now please are bring back charlie
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shut up. all of u. 2.5 men is still good better with ashton than that little coke head. this show is not going anywhere anytime soon so just suck it up assholes.
I quit watching two and a half men since they started replacing the old reruns with Charlie and are playing more with Ashton. I think the show really sucks now and won,t watch it again. Sure wish you would bring back Charlie.
Two and a alHalf Men is disappointing now. If the original with Charlie was 10 stars, the new one with Ashton is about 6 stars and now with the new, lesbian girl (the show sucks so much I cant even pay attention to the character) it's probably around 4 stars. I honestly don't know why the cha acted was brought on. If it's to replace Jake then it's a bad replacement. It plainly sucks now. I don't even want to set it on my PVR anymore.
This is the dumbest fucking show in history. It's like watching SNL do a spoof of a sitcom and the shit people laugh at. "He just can't get those pots put away!!!" If you don't know what that means, or don't know how to google that reference, then I understand why you like 2 & a half men - the WORST comedy ever made that ran for more than 1 season. I want to make this clear: if you think 2 & a half men is funny... then you are a part of the mob of stupid and don't understand the world and/or humor. Please. Please...You need to understand this. You are the sheep. The average. The problem is that there are enough of you to make this show exist for EVERY episode longer than it should have, yet you will say of Arrested Development: "I don't get it..." Like a fucking idiot deer about to be hit by a car.
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