Tuesday, September 06, 2011

What Sucks…This Guy


His name is Milijenko Parsarisas and I hope I am spelling that correctly though it’s not like he’s reading- he’s probably checking out “Eat-Prey-Love”. Again. Anyway…he’s spent over a million pesos (like 35 bucks*) to put 82 tattoos of Julia Roberts over his body. 82 tattoos of Julia Roberts! Mostly from her movies (although not from ‘Larry Crowne’ I mean come on, the dude's not crazy! Hanks on a Vespa? That's a movie now?)

By the way, a Milijenko Parsarisas Fun Fact: if he spins around in front of you really fast, you can see the first 20 minutes of Erin Brockovich! They're called boobs Ed!

Hey Milijenko Parsarisas- I know she’s a “Pretty Woman” (get it?) but not when I’m looking at her on your man-tit!

*denotes may not be true in today’s economy.
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