Thursday, September 08, 2011
People, people PLEASE! How many times have I told you NOT to give Madonna Hydrangeas! She “absolutely loathes them”. She doesn’t care if there’s an open mic, or if she’s being filmed, or if you had no way of knowing how much she hates Hydrangeas- she WILL shit on you publicly. PLAY IT SAFE- GO WITH SOMETHING YOU KNOW SHE’S INTO-
Much younger man penis. A few of them if you can. If they play in the NBA or even if they are an unknown personal trainer/ borderline street hustler- all the better.
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