Wednesday, December 29, 2010

What Sucks…Hef Getting Engaged!

He’s 84, she’s 24- this ain’t no May/ September romance- cause, say it with me America- he may not make it that far! For those of you who are interested in giving them a gift, the couple is registered at Williams-Sonoma and, say it with me again America, the Los Angeles County Morgue! This shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone cause on Crystal Harris’ centerfold in 2009 listed as turns ons are- “old man smell”, “sipping Ensure by the fire place” and “long walks on the beach” (they always like long walks on the beach, don’t they?)

I know what you’re saying – why am I so anxious to “poo-poo” their love? Why can’t I be happy for a couple who have decided they want to spend the rest of their lives together? (Well, one has said he wants to spend the rest of his life with her, the other will have about 6-8 weeks eaten up.) What could they possibly have in common? They barely have breathing in common! Does Hef even know her from the magazine and if so, when did they start making Playboy in large print?

Come on, join in on the fun in the comment section and as always, please don’t be racist, although with a really old rich dude marrying a very young bimbo there should be no reason to!*

*denotes Internet commenters always find a reason.
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Anonymous said...

My suggestion for a wedding gift for these two: a burial plot for Hef and a nice, new, black pair of Christian Louboutins for the "grieving" widow to wear to the funeral.

Invisible Woman said...