Wednesday, December 08, 2010

What Sucks…Arresting Willie Nelson For Weed


Seriously, copper, you may have solved the case of the country music legend/ long time weed advocate who was holding, but I think I solved the case of squarest narc ever. Great police work by the way, what tipped you off, that you were looking at Willie Nelson? Seriously, thank you – the streets are much safer now, let me give you a tip- I think Snoop Dogg may have weed on him too. And possibly there are drugs somewhere around Keith Richards, Sherlock. Perhaps after that, you can arrest the ghost of Bob Marley.

Of course Willie avoided getting a felony arrest, but seriously I don’t even think misdemeanor charges will stick, isn’t putting Willie Nelson on a tour bus in the first place entrapment?
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