Monday, October 04, 2010

What Sucks…Generals In North Korea

You know what? From what we hear in the US, your country is apparently bankrupt. Your people are starving in the street and everyone thinks you’re a pain in the ass. I’m gonna throw one on top of it all here and, speaking to the dudes who are in the upper echelons of the military, the generals, let me say this- you're also a bunch of pussies.

First, you couldn’t or wouldn’t overthrow Kim Jong-Il, why? He’s intimidating? The guy wears platform shoes, women’s glasses- and his name is “Kim” for Christsakes! But guess what, now, you’re gonna get a second shot with his clearly developmentally disabled son, Kim Jong-Un. (On right).

They say the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree- in this case it appears that way because in order to go anywhere this apple needs a short bus to take it. You ass-clown generals need to get off your asses and overthrow this kid day one. Obviously, you can’t ALL (and by all I mean North Koreans) be insane. Anyone has to be better than the “Kim-Jongs” when it comes to leading your country and quite frankly, I’m tired of being told I need to be afraid of a guy who looks like your leader, much less his retarded son.

This is your second chance to do the right thing here- don’t let us down.
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