Wednesday, September 01, 2010
What Sucks…Paris Hilton
Bad news for Paris Hilton, good news for dudes who like to spank it to mug-shots, Paris was arrested this weekend in Vegas for possession of cocaine. I don’t have all the facts yet but from what I can discern, police first became suspicious when they saw Paris Hilton in Vegas.
Cough. In. The. Hand. While. Saying. “Coke. Whore.”
Note to Paris: be careful in Vegas at the end of the month, the coppers have that “vapid C-word, heiress" arrest quota to fill and you will always be a sitting duck!
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