Tuesday, August 03, 2010

What Sucks…SnOOKi Arrested


WhatSucksBlog has been able to obtain THESE exclusive police scanner exchanges from the brave men and women at the Seaside Heights Police Department, from the day Sn00kie was arrested for disorderly conduct. Audio coming soon, thank you Seaside Heights PD- you do the job very few of us can do!

POLICE SCANNER:
…attention all units…be advised…be on the lookout for Chaka from Land of the Lost, drunk, on the beach…

POLICE SCANNER:
…be advised, intoxicated person on beach, belligerent- all units to use extreme caution – suspect to be considered dangerous and extremely orange…

POLICE SCANNER:
…attention all units, intoxicated person on beach, please be on the lookout for suspect approximately 4 feet tall…equally as wide…

POLICE SCANNER:
…all units please be advised 10-51 in progress…initial reports have suspect…an Oompa Loompa cosplay enthusiast apparently belligerent please use extreme caution…

POLICE SCANNER:
…the Gene Simmons character from that midget Kiss band is apparently falling down drunk on the beach- Larry, you dig KISS, right? You wanna take a ride over there?


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