Friday, August 20, 2010

What Sucks…Dr. Laura


Outside of a bunch of 13 year-olds playing X-Box online, most white people have gotten it through their heads that they are not supposed to say the “N-Word”.

As a white person, it’s quite simple- doesn’t matter who else says it, or how they use it- you don’t. Look at it this way- as whitey, you basically have everything in this country anyway- you can go without trying to sound sophisticated/ hip/ gangsta/ or “funny” by saying the “N-Word”.

This goes double for shrill, mean, homosexual-bashing, family-values-championing (except when it comes to yourself), a-hole, radio show pseudo-shrinks who drop it 11 times in 45 seconds.

And then, you certainly don’t get to act all indignant when you resign from your highly paid gig as radio show host claiming that stepping down will allow you to “regain” your “first amendment rights”. Hey dipshit, read the 1st Amendment- first off, it’s prohibits the GOVERNMENT from taking away your right to speech, it doesn’t protect you from being called a douche when you say something racist and offensive. Additionally…when you made your Larry King “I’m retiring” announcement…

"The reason is, I want to regain my First Amendment rights. I want to be able to say what is on my mind..."


…you’re kind of passive aggressively saying that you’re retiring because the next time you say the “N-Word” you don’t want anyone to give you shit about it. Nice. Now, I'd love to spend the rest of this post calling you an a-hole, but this whole story has somehow dragged in Sarah Palin, who has decided to defend a woman who dropped the N-Word 11 times with a tweet or two of her own...


...which leads me to…

What Sucks Bonus…Sarah Palin


Hey moron, you ALSO need to understand the First Amendment as it pertains to criticism of someone rather than government silencing of an individual, and oh yeah and while you’re at it, try not to use the word “shackles” when defending someone’s right to use the “N-Word”. I will now begin the official “WhatSucksBlog Stupid-Ass Things Said By Sarah Palin” Count. And I’ll date it now so I don’t bury myself in research from all the stupid-ass things you’ve already said this year- so…

1. Defending the rights of a horrible person to use the “N-Word” and even though you were constrained to 140 characters, you still managed to use the word “Shackles”.
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1 comment:

Invisible Woman said...

very well said...i wish every "american" could read this!