Thursday, August 05, 2010

What Sucks Follow Up…Mosquitoes


It’s no secret that when it comes to sucking, it’s hard to beat the mosquito. These little motherFer’s literally suck- the blood from your body, transmit disease, and leave an itchy bump wherever they bite you.

In short, as I have discussed before, they bring nothing to the table. Now here’s an article (ripped off by me from Boing Boing I believe) that says, and I’m paraphrasing here, if every single fucking mosquito basically dropped dead tomorrow, no one on earth including animals, would give a shit. Which brings the question, hey Sarah Palin, why can’t you hunt mosquitoes?

Seriously, you lunatic who digs shooting wolves from planes, you want to bridge the gap between you and me? Pick up a gun and go mosquito hunting. I don’t care if it’s a tiny gun mosquito size or if you use a big-ass gun to kill them. Hang those fuckers on your wall- make a coat out of a zillion of them- shoot mosquitoes you nutty bi-otch!
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