Tuesday, July 27, 2010

What Sucks…Quick Hits: The Heat Wave, Mark David Chapman, Handkerchiefs, Life Giving You Lemons



…The Recent Heat

Good god, is it possible that there can be 104 percent humidity? Hey Global Warming deniers- convinced yet? My balls are sticking to the inside of the leg of the dude next to me!



…Mark David Chapman

This a-hole is up for parole once again. Not only did he kill John Lennon, but the movie they eventually made about the whole thing gave work to Jared Leto. Nothing good comes from this guy! (Chapman, not Leto.) (Leto too.) He may be biggest a-hole in America! (Again, Chapman, not Leto.) (Leto is top 5 though.)



…Handkerchiefs

Putting snot BACK into your pockets?! How was the concept of this thing accepted in a free society?!


…People Who Say “When Life Gives You Lemons, Make Lemonade”

Sure, thing- right after life gives me some sugar, water and some ice as well. What, life screws me with lemons, now I gotta go to the super market? Hey life, I'm not your bartender- go screw yourself!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lady Gaga likes dressing up like lemonade!

Anonymous said...

How hot is it? It's so hot Lady Gaga's hats are now served Thermidor!