Tuesday, June 22, 2010

What Sucks…Quick Hits: The Karate Kid, Lady Gaga, John McCain, Nick Johnson

…The Karate Kid

WTF? 25 years ago I was able to enjoy a movie about a Chinese dude who tricks a kid into remodeling his house under the guise of teaching him karate. Now I have to watch a remake with Will Smith’s kid? Societies are supposed to improve!

…Lady Gaga

Banned from the Yankee Clubhouse? No shit, they’re the YANKEES, not the SKANKEES! (Y’all can use that one- where’s my damn webby?!)

…John McCain

Saying that he wants to make the overthrow of the Iranian government the “Civil rights movement of our time”. Dude, who are you kidding?! The Israelites being held in bondage by the Pharaoh was the civil rights movement of your time! You’re older than dinosaur shit!

…Nick Johnson

Jeezus! Who are you? The real life inspiration for Sam Jackson’s character in “Unbreakable”? Newsstand sold New York City umbrellas are more durable than this guy! By the way Nick, if you’re reading this, you might want to spend some of the time you have on the DL getting plugs!
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