You may have missed it (I certainly did) but the New York State GOP convention ended last week and before we go any further, I’d be remiss if I didn’t congratulate the big winners of the convention,
When Rick Lazio is the best you can do in a year where the current Gov, a dem, is as big a fuck up as he is, and the guy he preceded as giant a fan of hookers as HE was, you should literally save everyone the time and money and have the inaugural for Cuomo right now.
Now, I realize this is not as cut and dry as it may seem. Lazio was picked from a handful of other GOP possibilities, and may very well be the best candidate, but alas, that ain’t saying much. Who’d he beat? Steve Levy, a democrat up until like 3 weeks ago, seriously. Levy can’t run in the primary via a petition because he is currently registered as a democrat. And the other possible guy, Carl Paladino, the “Tea Party” candidate, is the dude you heard about 2 months ago forwarding bestiality photos to people on email.
So to recap- for governor, in a year you could have possibly won you have Rick Lazio last seen getting his ass kicked by Hillary Clinton in 2000 for Senate, a democrat and a dude who sends you emails with pictures of women “getting it” from horses.
So, you know, nice job.
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