Wednesday, June 09, 2010

What Sucks…New York’s GOP Candidates For Governor

You may have missed it (I certainly did) but the New York State GOP convention ended last week and before we go any further, I’d be remiss if I didn’t congratulate the big winners of the convention, those nominated New York Democratic candidate, Andrew Cuomo.

When Rick Lazio is the best you can do in a year where the current Gov, a dem, is as big a fuck up as he is, and the guy he preceded as giant a fan of hookers as HE was, you should literally save everyone the time and money and have the inaugural for Cuomo right now.

Now, I realize this is not as cut and dry as it may seem. Lazio was picked from a handful of other GOP possibilities, and may very well be the best candidate, but alas, that ain’t saying much. Who’d he beat? Steve Levy, a democrat up until like 3 weeks ago, seriously. Levy can’t run in the primary via a petition because he is currently registered as a democrat. And the other possible guy, Carl Paladino, the “Tea Party” candidate, is the dude you heard about 2 months ago forwarding bestiality photos to people on email.

So to recap- for governor, in a year you could have possibly won you have Rick Lazio last seen getting his ass kicked by Hillary Clinton in 2000 for Senate, a democrat and a dude who sends you emails with pictures of women “getting it” from horses.

So, you know, nice job.
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