Wednesday, June 30, 2010
What Sucks Presents…Taser Watch: Vol. 3!
Time for another edition of WhatSucksBlog’s venerable “Taser Watch”. Now, even though this is only the 3rd edition, cops across the country are learning pretty quick that if you want to make it to the bright lights of a What Sucks…Taser Watch, one guaranteed way is to tase the elderly.
Hell, the older the better! 86- that’s not too shabby at all- in fact, I think it’s a What Sucks Blog Taser Watch All Time Record- the fact that she was bed-ridden is only adding to the lore.
For far too long police have been on the business end of old lady purses and in some cases wooden spoons- its about time they got to fight back. So grannys out there- your reign of terror is over, sure when some of you were born you couldn’t imagine electricity being used to light your house, now you have to deal with it coursing through your veins!
Tasers 2, Grannys 0!
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