Friday, April 23, 2010

What Sucks…The People Who When A Bike Is Chained Up To A Lamp Post Or A Fence In The City, Steal The Back Tire, Or The Seat

Jesus thieves, not cool!

What- you needed everything off the bike except the frame? Just take the whole thing next time. What a disgrace, do you have any idea how disheartening it is to return to where you locked your bike up and find the thing stripped? This is a bike, not a Mazarati. Why the hell are you stealing seats and tires- isn’t it easier to just take the whole thing? And why are you stealing seats? Just buy one- all bike seats are the most uncomfortable things to sit on anyway- whoever's it is that you are stealing is still just gonna crush your taint when you sit on it!
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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

*This entire post was an excuse to use the word "taint".