Whoa! No means no! I see a penalty marker is down! The ref has thrown a flag for illegal use of a “dick”! There’s no safety here! Let’s go to the instant replay, oh wait, it was erased over. Well, I’m out of football related puns, but seriously you should pick this guy up for your fantasy team- huh? Huh?! Especially if you get points for sexual assaults cause this dude may be a rapist! Follow What Sucks on Twitter!