Monday, April 19, 2010

What Sucks Salutes…Women With Bad Taste In Men

…Shawn Southwick

I still can’t believe this chick married Larry King. I don’t know the full story of how they met- was she trying to make the Crypt Keeper jealous? I heard her divorce lawyer has an incredibly moving closing statement if they go to trial by the way- here it is- he looks at Larry, then at her, then with his eyebrows raised, says to the jury “Come on...”

…Edith Bunker

Sure she may be remembered as a sweet and loving woman, but let’s be honest – at some point it has to reflect on her- she married a huge racist who was dictatorial when it came to where people in his living room sat and abusive in his constant attempt to have his "dingy broad" wife "stifle it"!

…Sandra Bullock

Worst part of this is the horrible fight all couples have when there is infidelity involved where she’ll inevitably ask embarrassed and brokenhearted “what does she have that I don’t?” And then must hear “Ah, a face tattoo and neo-nazi leanings?” Awk’ to the ‘ward.

…Tiki Barber’s Wife

I know it must be disheartening to be left while 8 months pregnant with twins for an intern, but on the bright side, next year you’ll win the Super Bowl.

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