This song has always bothered me. Take a look at the lyrics- the thing is called Rock & Roll Fantasy yet it starts off like this-
"Here come the Jesters, one, two, three- - it’s all part of my fantasy…”
WTF? I'm sorry but my rock and roll fantasy has nothing to do with jesters! This is rock and roll, okay? I got 5 chicks- a dwarf, there's some mayonnaise a few traffic cones- no one is wearing those shoes that curl up- all right, maybe I am but that’s it1
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