A lot of balls being dropped by humanity here.
If you’re unfamiliar with this story, here’s a quick run-down- Donna Simpson, who some time ago became the fattest woman to ever give birth when she had a baby at 530 pounds, is trying to make a run at being the heaviest woman on earth, attempting to gain enough weight to get to 1000 pounds. She’s at 604 now and yes, perhaps using the term “run” in the previous sentence was a poor choice of words.
Also of interest in this story is, as you can see from the above video, her spending about $750 bucks a WEEK on food, and that she gets a lot of that money through a website she runs where, hold onto your lunch (seriously, this chick will take it) men pay to watch her eat.
I’m guessing this is not what G-d had in mind when he sent his only son to die for us on the cross.
By the way, if you are one of the men paying to watch this woman eat on the web, you are a special kind of perv. I mean, what is the next step for you. Is this the perviest thing you can do that is legal? I mean is paying to watch a 604 pound woman wear lingerie and stuff her face with 70 pieces of sushi the closest you can get to stealing a girl and having her grow up in a tent in your backyard? What happens if you can't get wi-fi that day, do you go to an aquarium and watch a whale eat? I honestly can’t think of much more in the way of pervy-ness that beat this, that doesn’t involve some skirting of the law.
As for Donna Simpson, clearly she has more issues than
All I can say is this- way to go mankind. Way to A) have a woman who weighs 604 pounds who clearly wants to die, and B) Have pervs sponsor her eating via the web. Seriously, take a bow.
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