Monday, March 08, 2010

What Sucks…Quick Hits: The Academy, Reagan on the $50, David Patterson, My Wife!

…The Academy

There’s time for Sandra Bullock to get an Oscar and interpretive dance, but none fit Farrah in the “in memoriam”?

…Reagan On the $50

Some Republican knuckleheads want to take Ulysses S. Grant off the $50 and replace him with Ronald Reagan. The bill would obviously be worth 50 bucks, or 2 fighter planes and a cache of weapons if you used it in a trade for hostages! THAT'S RIGHT, YOU ARE NOW EXPERIENCING AN IRAN CONTRA SNEAK ATTACK!

…David Patterson

Domestic abuse cover-up, skipping out on work, imagine what a disgrace this guy would be if he could see! The dude had the state pay for front row Yankee seats, and he’s blind as a bat, what does he need the first base line for?

…My Wife’s Ability To Stack Things In Our Fridge

This is the “large shelf” in our fridge! Who taught this woman to stack?! Certainly not this girl.
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1 comment:

digibandit.blogspot said...

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