Wednesday, March 24, 2010
What Sucks…Jesse James: UPDATE!
So now it appears that if Sandra Bullock divorces Jesse James, he could lose custody of his daughter. So now you can put the number at 2 (TWO!) women Jesse James risked in order to screw a white supremacist chick with a face tattoo- one more and that’s a record! (Little known fact I can’t back up: current record holder is Cal Ripken, Jr.!)
Additionally, the mother of Jesse James’ daughter is Janine Lindemulder, a porn star and veteran of a Vince Neil sex tape, who is currently living in a halfway house because of tax evasion, so you can see how the presence of one decent human being (Bullock) can sway this custody case in either direction.
JUDGE: Oh, a somewhat decent human being? Custody awarded to someone who hangs with the star of Hope Floats!
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