Wednesday, March 24, 2010

What Sucks…Jesse James: UPDATE!

So now it appears that if Sandra Bullock divorces Jesse James, he could lose custody of his daughter. So now you can put the number at 2 (TWO!) women Jesse James risked in order to screw a white supremacist chick with a face tattoo- one more and that’s a record! (Little known fact I can’t back up: current record holder is Cal Ripken, Jr.!)

Additionally, the mother of Jesse James’ daughter is Janine Lindemulder, a porn star and veteran of a Vince Neil sex tape, who is currently living in a halfway house because of tax evasion, so you can see how the presence of one decent human being (Bullock) can sway this custody case in either direction.

JUDGE: Oh, a somewhat decent human being? Custody awarded to someone who hangs with the star of Hope Floats!

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2 comments: said...

Just went through this post and found it to be a really interesting one.
Thank you so much for sharing.

Birthdays and Bottles NYC said...

Damn. What a total shithead.