Tuesday, March 02, 2010

What Sucks…How Do You Make The Tonight Show With Jay Leno Worse?

Sarah Palin on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno? Are you kidding me? This is like the entire country having to go through one of those old Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup commercials, except instead of chocolate and peanut butter, there’s shit involved…

Hey- you got your bullshit stuck my mediocre hack fest…no you got your mediocre hack fest stuck in MY bullshit. Hey, wait a second, they taste great together…No, wait a second, no they don’t they’re actually bad for America.

Why is America obsessed with this retard? I have to watch her do stand up now? Hey, thanks for this Jay Leno, thanks for taking the 11:35 to 12:35 time slot and making it not just irrelevant, but painful. It was a disgrace when she did a walk-on on Conan’s Tonight Show, now Jay has her doing 5 minutes? Christ. And where are the hecklers? She sucks! She couldn’t deliver a pizza! Nice job hecklers- the one time we need you, you’re nowhere to be found.

I’ve said it before, this chick lives her life like she’s filming a reality show- “Watch ‘Palin Around With Sarah’ this week she somehow wrangles a stand up spot on…(BOING SOUND EFFECT) the Tonight Show?

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1 comment:

digiband.blogspot said...

She would not be condsidered intelligent or witty by Bronze Age standards -and she was a candidate for VP -and has a best selling book?

It's the religious thing -a real fucking brain killer!