Wednesday, December 23, 2009

What Sucks…The Reaper

George Michael, the sportscaster from DC who gave us the incredibly low-tech George Michael Sports Machine, has been taken by the reaper as yet another seemingly random act of violence against celebrity in a year in which the Reaper has been spending sending a stark message to all celebs- that message? I will take you.

It’s gotten to the point where the reaper isn’t even double checking the names on his list- there’s no way he wanted the Sports Machine guy, when the OTHER George Michael is addicted to drugs, kissing homeless people in the park and responsible for “Careless Whisper”. The reaper, quite simply is in a feeding frenzy. Right now he’s probably in his reaper-mobile going…

REAPER: Ha, you’re friend Andrew Ripley is next.
GM: Yeah, ah, I ran a low-tech Sports Machine.
REAPER: You didn’t have a big hit with “Wake Me Up, Before You Go-Go?”
GM: No, dude.
REAPER: Oh, this is awkward.

Low tech.

Good night Sports Machine George Michael guy, who has taken his lumps on this blog before, I hope they have reel-to-reel machines in heaven that they call Sports Machines too.

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