Friday, November 20, 2009

What Sucks…Quick Hits: Jeremy Piven, Jon Gosselin, Sarah Palin, Paris Hilton

…Jermey Piven

First the dude had to stop being in a play because of eating too much sushi, now he’s complaining that soy products gave him man-boobs. What does it say about a guy when food is actively trying to kill him?

…Jon Gosselin

Its impossible for this guy to stay out of the news for being a douche. Now it turns out that he may have violated his TLC contract for trying to get into business with Michael Lohan. Michael Lohan! Business! In the same sentence! Not convinced this guy is an ass-hat? He got fired from his own family…AND THEY KEPT KATE!

...Sarah Palin

Going Rouge? First Carrie Prejean writes a book, now this jag off. These are the salad days for the needless death of trees. If I was a tree I’d rather die being caught doing the autoerotic choke thing like the guy from INXS and David Carradine than to be chopped down to become a page in this crack-head’s book.

...Paris Hilton

Because she shouldn't be allowed to feed a monkey from a bottle at a bowling alley. She hasn't earned that!
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Lee said...

lol at the tree line

Mrs. Ward said...

I like Sarah Palin and sorta hope she runs for president. (But not as a Republican because I hate Republicans for being such ass-kissers that they'd help the president bankrupt the country for one reason: because he was a Republican. Now I hate Democrats, too, because they're doing the same thing.)