Monday, November 09, 2009

What Sucks…Elizabeth Lambert

Sometimes, although very rarely, when I say “What Sucks…”, what I kind of mean is “What Is Incredibly Awesome…” This is one of those times. Can you LOOK at this lunatic soccer player from University of New Mexico, Elizabeth Lambert do her Hanson Brothers impression and not fall head over heels in love with her?

Try it, I dare you. She plays soccer like she’s Jeff Beukeboom for Christ-sakes. And I’m not a fan of soccer by the way- any game where the ball hits you on the head and it DOESN’T make a blooper reel is not for me. Until now.

By the way, apparently all she got was a yellow card- what do you have to do to get a red card, leave a body count? Lady Lobos? Hardly!
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Anonymous said...

I thought I noticed a bulge between her legs. My guess is that she probably farts at the dinner table and burps as loud as she can while conversing.

Montana said...

Elizabeth Lambert is a junior at the University of New Mexico, and plays for their soccer team the Lobos originally from California (too bad for California). So, this loser knows they are going in to a game that they will most likely lose and since they do not have the talent to score they resort to this kind of play, it has very minor thought to it than let’s say passisng the ball through your opponents defense and scoring a goal.

The other issue is the where were the referees, were they all older white men with their tongues out, enamored and unable to call the game objectively (this game had so many penalties that did not get called), I mean what are they getting paid to do. Who has paid these guys off? Do we have to change the game where only women referees can call women games. After watching the video someone was paid off, that is my conclusion.

And Lizzy, watch you back and please stay out of soccer (you real should be banned, the game does not need people like you in it), so many will be gunning for you now. Who knows maybe you were just drumming up business for your “Occupational Therapy practice”, yah good luck with that, I doubt your bed side manner is any different from your sportsmanship.

Anonymous said...

she sucks! I blame her and her parents!

Anonymous said...

Listen you assholes., what she did was wrong but you need to watch the video closely and you'll see she takes an elbow to the a chest and a crotch grab to the shorts before she pulls the opponent down. I don't condone what she did but by the same token, let's not crucify her either!