Friday, October 23, 2009

What Sucks…The Nasty Film That Forms On Your Blackberry Screen When You Talk On It For A Little While

Is there a name for this thing yet? How bout “Blackberry Ear Cheese Residue”? Or perhaps “Ear Sweat Film-Berry”? Maybe “Ear Deposit Berry-Coating”? “Black-Ear Berry-Scum”? “Froth-Berry”?


It can’t just be sweat, can it? How much can the human ear perspire- it’s all cartilage isn’t it- this thing threatens to violate the replacement policy of my terms of service agreement with Verizon due to “water” damage!

Producing off-color wax, unsightly hair, and now this? How disgusting is the human ear?
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