Thursday, October 22, 2009

What Sucks…Steve Phillips


Ah, awkward. Steve Phillips, who as a General Manager of the Mets made bad decisions (Mo Vaughn, Robbie Alomar) also as a horn-dog has made bad decisions (this chick, this settlement). Now, you may exercise your right not to click any of those links, but if you think I’m gonna let you avoid having to know that Steve Phillips has a big birthmark on his junk, you’re crazy. I had to be horrified, why not you?

As for this letter, I don’t want to say the woman he had the affair with is a little unhinged, but return address is from CrazyTown, Krazvocia and yes, your eyes are not deceiving you, Krazvocia is so crazy it’s spelled with a “K”! Also, I have it on pretty good authority where the place for a stamp was, she put some spaghetti, so there- she’s nuts! Come on, she called Steve Phillips’ wife, friended his son on Facebook and most telling of all, had sex with Steve Phillips!

Nice eye for talent, Steve- look at that picture up there, it looks like he's hugging a young Ron Carey!


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2 comments:

Al Molinaro said...

I prefer to think she looks like an old Al Molinaro (see URL)

MMayes said...

SLUMPBUSTER!!!!!!!!!!!

After all his Mets' deals, Steve needed one this gnarly.